Pre-Crevice Village dialog branch


#1

A new branch for the dialog before entering crevice village:

Berd: I was hoping we’d go in in force.

1: Are you sure that’s a good idea?
(the dialog we have)

2: Now you’re talking!

Frogatto: HELL YEAH! Let’s knock these clowns out!
Frogatto: So what if the invaders outnumber us fifteen to one?
Frogatto: We’ll have the element of surprise on our side!
Frogatto: Well, at least against that guy at the gate.
Frogatto: I imagine he’ll shout some sort of warning.
Frogatto: But hey, maybe the rest of them are all sleeping.
Frogatto: And what good will their guns do them?
Frogatto: I can swallow apples I find on the ground…
Frogatto: And launch them SUPER HARD.
Frogatto: They’ll never know what hit them.
Frogatto: But I will!
Frogatto: The answer is apples. Apples will be what hit them.
Berd: On second thought, this is starting to sound like a bad idea.
Berd: Maybe you should just go talk to the guy at the gate.
Frogatto: Yes. That does sound like a better plan.


#2

A rewrite…

Frogatto: HELL YEAH! Let’s knock these clowns out!
Frogatto: So what if they outnumber us fifteen to one?
Frogatto: We’ll have the element of surprise on our side!
Frogatto: Well, at least against that guy at the gate.
Frogatto: I imagine he’ll shout some sort of warning.
Frogatto: But then, once they’re all clustered around me…
Frogatto: That’s when you’ll swoop in from the sky.
Frogatto: They might have guns, but we’ve got air support!
Frogatto: Although, they might be in a cave at that point.
Frogatto: But then they’ll be… out of the village, so…
Frogatto: I’m sorry, how is this supposed to work?
Berd: On second thought, this is starting to sound like a bad idea.
Berd: Maybe you should just go talk to the fellow at the gate.
Frogatto: Yes. That does sound like a better plan.