Gazer Boss easter egg


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A file folder found if you return to a boss’s chamber after defeating them.

First record (34 days ago)
To the administrators of End Times Mining Co:

Consider this letter to be official acknowledgement of our receipt of your form 7000-51 Mine ID Request. Your request is hereby granted, and this site, located in Twisted Trees, will henceforth be granted the id # 72-6666-3.

We wish you the best of luck in unearthing dormant creatures unfathomable to mortal minds.

Second record (26 days ago)

To the administrators of End Times Mining Co:

We have reviewed the form 7000-1 Mine Injury Report you filed two business days ago and found that there was no negligence on your part. A hidden vein of diamonds bursting open is legally classified as an unforeseeable risk in the eldritch mining business, and diamonds are not a mineral your safety consultants are required to detect. Provided you clean up the site of the explosion and place all gemstones in the proper waste receptacles within 24 hours, you are hereby granted license to resume normal operating procedures.

May your pickaxes be guided toward slumbering deities who will shift our reality in ways comprehensible only to their own brilliance.

Third record (12 days ago)

To the administrators of End Times Mining Co:

We are concerned by the numbers outlined in your form 7000-2 Quarterly Coal Production Report. You have mined more tons of coal than any other facility. Consider this letter a gentle reminder of your priorities.

With the utmost swiftness, continue (or begin) your excavation for long-forgotten visitors bathed in the ultimate void of chaos.